- Warm Toilet Seats and Other Nonsense -

This isn't a problem I've had to deal with since college, however, after sharing living quarters with my brother and sister-in-law over this past Easter weekend, it has again reared its ugly head.

I forgot just how much I hated them. The mere thought that someone was there before me doing their business (a.k.a dropping the kids off at the pool, freeing the chocolate hostages, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, etc.) make me nauseous.

I had some other deep insights over the weekend. Actually, I can't take full credit for this one because Andrew brought it up, but why are gay people always broadcasting their homosexuality (i.e. rainbows, t-shirts, jewelry, etc.)? You don't see straight people proudly proclaiming the fact that they're heterosexual. I could say a lot more about this, but sometimes you just have to know when enough is enough.

Also, this one hit me today at the Grand Buffet - haha, I know what you're thinking, and that hit me too, about an hour later - Chinese food is really just fair food, with an Asian twist. Everything is deep fried baby!

And finally, a few deep thoughts from the Mitch vault - "Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience."

"I wear v-neck shirts, this is a v-neck I got on. My neck is so fragile man, I can't wear a regular neck shirt, it hurts. And I especially hate turtle necks. Wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Like if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack it's like a weak midget is trying to bring you down."

- Cap'n Out