- More Randomness -

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is just blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."

"I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat. "

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once, they're relentless. "